Magic 8 Ball Hates Us

JT & JC: Should we get out of bed?
8Ball: Ask again later.

JT (2 seconds later): ... should we get out of bed?
8Ball: No.

JT: Should we stay in bed and starve?

8Ball: Perhaps.

JC: Should I brush my teeth?
8Ball: Most certainly.

JC: Should I get up and eat a bun?
8Ball: Yes.

JT: Can I get up and have a bun??
8Ball: Maybe not.

JT: Do you like JC more than me???
8Ball: Don't count on it.

JC: ... is the bun poisonous??
8Ball: Best if don't tell you now.

...

JT: Will you punish me if I get out of bed?
8Ball: Yes.

JC: Will you let her out of bed if she jumps off rather than use the ladder?
8Ball: Outlook not so good.

Next Project

Q: What'd you like our next group project to be?

Duh! Dating sim! - Anh
Duh! Singing for SU mashup <3 (Including Anh) - Jess
Short animated film w/ all of us voice acting - JC
World domination - V (I'm assuming)

First Karaoke at the Apartment

JC *sober*: Anh, can I get the microphone, please?
Anh: Gosh, so demanding about it--
JC: I SAID PLEASE.

No way get your own

Anh was trying to find with a way to distribute the song lyrics for his Steven Universe mashup. Eugenie came up with an idea.

Eugenie: How about this, Anh can assign us the lyrics first. If one of us wanted to trade with another person, we could. So if I wanted the ones that Jeanette has, I can say, "Hey Jeanette, let's trade." and she'd say..

Eugenie: yes
JC: heck no

It's EXACTLY what you expect

JC was holding a box full of mini pineapple cakes. The box also resembled the design of a pineapple. She opened it and took a whiff, then offered it to Jess.


"Here smell this." She smells it.


Then JC said, "It smells like box."


Jess becomes enraged.

NPTs: Non-Playable Trolls

While out Pokemon-hunting, Veronica and Anh split apart from the group to take a leisurely stroll to catch a Totodile.

V: It's such a nice day out.

A: Yeah, good thing I took my allergy meds.

The two rejoins the group and takes another long walk.

V: It's such a nice day out.

A: Yeah, good thing I took my allergy meds.

V:...

V: I feel like we're NPCs in a game.

Draft

Geng.

Like A-

Edit please Jess.

Anh's birthday, in front of the student union. Chai just exited.

Jess: Professor Chai! What are you doing here?

Chai: Just on my lunch break.

Jess: It's Anh's birthday today!

Chai: It is?!

*Puts his arm around Anh and leads him away.*

Chai: We're gonna get some girls to sing for you.

Anh: *Shy whisper* I don't like girls. I like guys.

Chai: *Unfazed except for a tightening of his grip* Good.

Chai: Hey girls. Can you sing for this young gentlemen today? I have a couple of bucks- *Releases his hold to get out his wallet.*

Anh: "Hey, what's that ov-" *Runs awaaay*

Chai: Haha. He's like a gazelle.

3 years later at Sweet Tomatoes.

Eugenie: Like a GAY-zelle.

One Phrase

Anh, Jess, and Veronica are watching Les Mis in the theatre. It really showed Anh the varying opinions on the film. Anne Hathaway is singing in the bathtub.

Jess: The singing is so bad!

Anh: There, there.

*Turns to Vee*

Vee: *Crying* It's just so sad!

Anh: There, there.