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Edit please Jess.

Anh's birthday, in front of the student union. Chai just exited.

Jess: Professor Chai! What are you doing here?

Chai: Just on my lunch break.

Jess: It's Anh's birthday today!

Chai: It is?!

*Puts his arm around Anh and leads him away.*

Chai: We're gonna get some girls to sing for you.

Anh: *Shy whisper* I don't like girls. I like guys.

Chai: *Unfazed except for a tightening of his grip* Good.

Chai: Hey girls. Can you sing for this young gentlemen today? I have a couple of bucks- *Releases his hold to get out his wallet.*

Anh: "Hey, what's that ov-" *Runs awaaay*

Chai: Haha. He's like a gazelle.

3 years later at Sweet Tomatoes.

Eugenie: Like a GAY-zelle.