Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Magic 8 Ball Hates Us

JT & JC: Should we get out of bed?
8Ball: Ask again later.

JT (2 seconds later): ... should we get out of bed?
8Ball: No.

JT: Should we stay in bed and starve?
8Ball: Perhaps.

JC: Should I brush my teeth?
8Ball: Most certainly.

JC: Should I get up and eat a bun?
8Ball: Yes.

JT: Can I get up and have a bun??
8Ball: Maybe not.

JT: Do you like JC more than me???
8Ball: Don't count on it.

JC: ... is the bun poisonous??
8Ball: Best if don't tell you now.

...

JT: Will you punish me if I get out of bed?
8Ball: Yes.

JC: Will you let her out of bed if she jumps off rather than use the ladder?
8Ball: Outlook not so good.

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