Saturday, April 29, 2017

NPTs: Non-Playable Trolls

While out Pokemon-hunting, Veronica and Anh split apart from the group to take a leisurely stroll to catch a Totodile.

V: It's such a nice day out.

A: Yeah, good thing I took my allergy meds.

The two rejoins the group and takes another long walk.

V: It's such a nice day out.

A: Yeah, good thing I took my allergy meds.

V:...

V: I feel like we're NPCs in a game.

Draft

Geng.

Like A-

Edit please Jess.

Anh's birthday, in front of the student union. Chai just exited.

Jess: Professor Chai! What are you doing here?

Chai: Just on my lunch break.

Jess: It's Anh's birthday today!

Chai: It is?!

*Puts his arm around Anh and leads him away.*

Chai: We're gonna get some girls to sing for you.

Anh: *Shy whisper* I don't like girls. I like guys.

Chai: *Unfazed except for a tightening of his grip* Good.

Chai: Hey girls. Can you sing for this young gentlemen today? I have a couple of bucks- *Releases his hold to get out his wallet.*

Anh: "Hey, what's that ov-" *Runs awaaay*

Chai: Haha. He's like a gazelle.

3 years later at Sweet Tomatoes.

Eugenie: Like a GAY-zelle.

One Phrase

Anh, Jess, and Veronica are watching Les Mis in the theatre. It really showed Anh the varying opinions on the film. Anne Hathaway is singing in the bathtub.

Jess: The singing is so bad!

Anh: There, there.

*Turns to Vee*

Vee: *Crying* It's just so sad!

Anh: There, there.