Monday, October 31, 2016

Sexual Attraction

On the drive home from work...

Ting: "What does sexual attraction feel like?"
Vee: "When you want to put your face on another's face."
Ting: ".... Yugh."

A couple days later, on a hot afternoon...
Coworker: *walks by with a cup of ice*
Ting: "Ahhhh I want to put that on my faceeeeee."
Ting: *stares longingly at the cup of ice as coworker walks away*
Ting: *turns to Vee* "IS THIS WHAT ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE?"

- T

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