Sexual Attraction

On the drive home from work...

Ting: "What does sexual attraction feel like?"
Vee: "When you want to put your face on another's face."
Ting: ".... Yugh."

A couple days later, on a hot afternoon...
Coworker: *walks by with a cup of ice*
Ting: "Ahhhh I want to put that on my faceeeeee."
Ting: *stares longingly at the cup of ice as coworker walks away*
Ting: *turns to Vee* "IS THIS WHAT ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE?"

- T

Anh there are 2 couches

I'm sleeping over on the couch at the Welch apartment and... In the middle of the night, I awake because someone is pulling off my blankets and TRYING TO LAY DOWN BESIDE ME.

... It is Anh.

Me: "Uh... What are you doing?"
Anh: /mumble mumble *gets up and goes back to his own couch*
Me: "Uh... Are you cold?"
Anh: /mumble mumble
Me: "........." *goes back to sleep slightly disturbed*

The next morning, Anh gets up and makes breakfast while I stare at him.

Anh: "What's up?"
Me: "Do you know what you did last night?"
Anh: *rather alarmed* ".... No. Did I... Do something????"
Me: "You... TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ME."

- T

Meanest of Friendssss~

(Scene: At work. Veronica is very physically and emotionally dead. Ting-Yu and their co-worker Amanda are discussing the Otome game Mystic Messenger.)

Ting-Yu: Playing this game is making me realize how much I don't want to be in a relationship. They need so much emotional energy and time. I don't talk to anyone every day, not even my best friend I've known forever.
Veronica: You talk to me every day.
T: That's true.
V: *deadpan* I wish you wouldn't.
Amanda: :OOOOOO
T: OMG.
V: ......I think that's the meanest thing I've ever said.
T: AMANDA. DO YOU WANT TO BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND, THERE'S AN OPENING.

- V

JC: *thinking of what to do for the next hour* ...Mystery box?
Jess: *looking at phone* What the f*ck?
V: No no, Mystery box.

After Jess, Jeanette, Eugenie, and Carly had tons of soup at Sweet Tomatoes.

Eugenie: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

WHAT?

Eugenie: Anyone can roast beef but not everyone can pee soup. WHY AM I SUCH A MINORITY?!