A Boob to Cry On

Anh and Veronica are having a sleep-over. It's lights out and they're in V's bed.

Veronica: They're so big sometimes that people touch them accidentally.

Anh: I'm so sorry that happens to you. *Reaches out in the dark to touch her shoulders* *Boobs instead*

The Gay Agenda

Anh: My mom knows I'm gay.
JC: Does your dad know?
Anh: No, only my mom knows. She made me swear not to tell anyone in the family until my grandpa dies.
...
Anh: She says if he finds out he'll have a heart attack.
JC: But then he can die faster.

*Outrage*

The V Formula

Anh: *Reading the JTAVJ* "V is always at the end of each of the post!"

Anh: "White friends, V watches; worst mint ever, allergy pill; at least you have a dad, twiddle thumbs! SHE'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE!"

V laughs.

At least-es

Ting-Yu: My dad tried to have a serious talk with me about my life. CRIES
Anh: At least your dad cares enough to have that talk with you.
Eugenie: AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DAD!

Veronica: I'm just gonna sit here twiddling my thumbs.

Worst Mint Ever

Anh and V are at Holly's apartment which is full of cat hair. V takes out a small container from her backpack and a small mint-like object escapes her hand and falls beneath the couch.

Anh, thinking it's undesirable now that it has tangled with cat hair, descends upon it before V could explain anything.

Anh: *disgusted face* "This is the worst mint ever."

V: "lol. That was my allergy pill!" Her ONE AND ONLY.

Vee-blind

Anh and Eugenie fighting over their tab.

Ting-Yu: This is America. You don't have to fight over the bill here.
Jess: White people can argue over the bill.
Jess: (To Eugenie) But you are more stubborn than my white friends.
Eugenie: I don't know any of your white friends!

V watches silently nearby.

Mystic Navigation

Trolls making nicknames for each other based on Mystic Messenger.

Eugenie: Would Jeanette be our lovely Zen? Zenette?

Anh: 'Hmm... Yoosung*.' Would I be Anh*? (Onstar)

Anh: WAIT...

Wet Wedding

Trolls are at Monterey Bay Aquarium for JC's experience and Ting'a birthday.

V: My friend had a wedding over there! *Points at patio*

A: In the ocean?

Sexual Attraction

On the drive home from work...

Ting: "What does sexual attraction feel like?"
Vee: "When you want to put your face on another's face."
Ting: ".... Yugh."

A couple days later, on a hot afternoon...
Coworker: *walks by with a cup of ice*
Ting: "Ahhhh I want to put that on my faceeeeee."
Ting: *stares longingly at the cup of ice as coworker walks away*
Ting: *turns to Vee* "IS THIS WHAT ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE?"

- T

Anh there are 2 couches

I'm sleeping over on the couch at the Welch apartment and... In the middle of the night, I awake because someone is pulling off my blankets and TRYING TO LAY DOWN BESIDE ME.

... It is Anh.

Me: "Uh... What are you doing?"
Anh: /mumble mumble *gets up and goes back to his own couch*
Me: "Uh... Are you cold?"
Anh: /mumble mumble
Me: "........." *goes back to sleep slightly disturbed*

The next morning, Anh gets up and makes breakfast while I stare at him.

Anh: "What's up?"
Me: "Do you know what you did last night?"
Anh: *rather alarmed* ".... No. Did I... Do something????"
Me: "You... TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ME."

- T

Meanest of Friendssss~

(Scene: At work. Veronica is very physically and emotionally dead. Ting-Yu and their co-worker Amanda are discussing the Otome game Mystic Messenger.)

Ting-Yu: Playing this game is making me realize how much I don't want to be in a relationship. They need so much emotional energy and time. I don't talk to anyone every day, not even my best friend I've known forever.
Veronica: You talk to me every day.
T: That's true.
V: *deadpan* I wish you wouldn't.
Amanda: :OOOOOO
T: OMG.
V: ......I think that's the meanest thing I've ever said.
T: AMANDA. DO YOU WANT TO BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND, THERE'S AN OPENING.

- V

JC: *thinking of what to do for the next hour* ...Mystery box?
Jess: *looking at phone* What the f*ck?
V: No no, Mystery box.

After Jess, Jeanette, Eugenie, and Carly had tons of soup at Sweet Tomatoes.

Eugenie: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

WHAT?

Eugenie: Anyone can roast beef but not everyone can pee soup. WHY AM I SUCH A MINORITY?!