Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Magic 8 Ball Hates Us

JT & JC: Should we get out of bed?
8Ball: Ask again later.

JT (2 seconds later): ... should we get out of bed?
8Ball: No.

JT: Should we stay in bed and starve?
8Ball: Perhaps.

JC: Should I brush my teeth?
8Ball: Most certainly.

JC: Should I get up and eat a bun?
8Ball: Yes.

JT: Can I get up and have a bun??
8Ball: Maybe not.

JT: Do you like JC more than me???
8Ball: Don't count on it.

JC: ... is the bun poisonous??
8Ball: Best if don't tell you now.

...

JT: Will you punish me if I get out of bed?
8Ball: Yes.

JC: Will you let her out of bed if she jumps off rather than use the ladder?
8Ball: Outlook not so good.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Next Project

Q: What'd you like our next group project to be?

Duh! Dating sim! - Anh
Duh! Singing for SU mashup <3 (Including Anh) - Jess
Short animated film w/ all of us voice acting - JC
World domination - V (I'm assuming)

First Karaoke at the Apartment


JC *sober*: Anh, can I get the microphone, please?
Anh: Gosh, so demanding about it--
JC: I SAID PLEASE.

No way get your own

Anh was trying to find with a way to distribute the song lyrics for his Steven Universe mashup. Eugenie came up with an idea.

Eugenie: How about this, Anh can assign us the lyrics first. If one of us wanted to trade with another person, we could. So if I wanted the ones that Jeanette has, I can say, "Hey Jeanette, let's trade." and she'd say..

Eugenie: yes
JC: heck no

It's EXACTLY what you expect

JC was holding a box full of mini pineapple cakes. The box also resembled the design of a pineapple. She opened it and took a whiff, then offered it to Jess.

"Here smell this." She smells it.

Then JC said, "It smells like box."

Jess becomes enraged.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

NPTs: Non-Playable Trolls

While out Pokemon-hunting, Veronica and Anh split apart from the group to take a leisurely stroll to catch a Totodile.

V: It's such a nice day out.

A: Yeah, good thing I took my allergy meds.

The two rejoins the group and takes another long walk.

V: It's such a nice day out.

A: Yeah, good thing I took my allergy meds.

V:...

V: I feel like we're NPCs in a game.

Draft

Geng.