The Gay Agenda

Anh: My mom knows I'm gay.
JC: Does your dad know?
Anh: No, only my mom knows. She made me swear not to tell anyone in the family until my grandpa dies.
...
Anh: She says if he finds out he'll have a heart attack.
JC: But then he can die faster.

*Outrage*

The V Formula

Anh: *Reading the JTAVJ* "V is always at the end of each of the post!"

Anh: "White friends, V watches; worst mint ever, allergy pill; at least you have a dad, twiddle thumbs! SHE'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE!"

V laughs.

At least-es

Ting-Yu: My dad tried to have a serious talk with me about my life. CRIES
Anh: At least your dad cares enough to have that talk with you.
Eugenie: AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DAD!

Veronica: I'm just gonna sit here twiddling my thumbs.

Worst Mint Ever

Anh and V are at Holly's apartment which is full of cat hair. V takes out a small container from her backpack and a small mint-like object escapes her hand and falls beneath the couch.

Anh, thinking it's undesirable now that it has tangled with cat hair, descends upon it before V could explain anything.

Anh: *disgusted face* "This is the worst mint ever."

V: "lol. That was my allergy pill!" Her ONE AND ONLY.

Vee-blind

Anh and Eugenie fighting over their tab.

Ting-Yu: This is America. You don't have to fight over the bill here.
Jess: White people can argue over the bill.
Jess: (To Eugenie) But you are more stubborn than my white friends.
Eugenie: I don't know any of your white friends!

V watches silently nearby.

Mystic Navigation

Trolls making nicknames for each other based on Mystic Messenger.

Eugenie: Would Jeanette be our lovely Zen? Zenette?

Anh: 'Hmm... Yoosung*.' Would I be Anh*? (Onstar)

Anh: WAIT...

Wet Wedding

Trolls are at Monterey Bay Aquarium for JC's experience and Ting'a birthday.

V: My friend had a wedding over there! *Points at patio*

A: In the ocean?