Song of my People

JC: *Listens to "Get Low* Aaaaaah...the song of my people.
Anh: Far East Movement?
Jessica: No, it's 50 Cent.
JC: WOW IT'S NEITHER.

-Itos

Jess left her food in the microwave:

JC wanting to microwave rice asked, "Whose burritos are these?"

Jess: "They're not burritos"

Anh: *PROUDLY* "They're tostitos."

Jess: "They're not tostitos! That's a brand of chips."

V: "What's wrong with you guys?"

Anh: "They're Far East Movement!"

JC: "Whatever! Just take your tacos!"

*Later*

V: *To Jess* "Enjoying your taquitos?"

Anh: "Jeanette! They're called tokitos!"

JC: "Tostitos?"

Hey, we match!

Jess is wearing a charcoal grey dress. She looks at Anh, who is wearing a charcoal grey shirt. V joins in, wearing a fuzzy red bathroom

Jess: "Hey, we match!"

Anh looks Jessica and V up and down.

Anh: "Uh.... No you don't..."

V: "No, doofus! She's talking to you!"

Anh looks at himself and the room almost got a little brighter when his mental light bulb clicked.

Self-given Party Favor

This.

This magnet was knocked off a friend's fridge. Anh picked up the magnet and its photo which was of the friend's beloved dog. Anh returns the dog photo thinking friend would miss it but pockets the magnet believing witnesses would make/remind him to return it anyways.

They did not.

Friend goes off to New York the next day. Anh will hopefully return it once spring break ends.

Most parties included were not their normal selves.

Sneezing Butt Pains

V sneezed.

V: Ow!
JC: Have you ever sneezed so hard that your butt hurt?

Tricked Out Hangout

Your ideal hangout day for the group. The day lasts as long as needed.

Anh:

• Everyone wakes up naturally at the same time.
• Cheap karaoke
• Lunch out without hurting our wallets
• Try on clothes
• Potluck Dinner. Everyone makes their fave dish.
• V's neighbor brings us an Armenian holiday cake.
• Catch up on TV shows while eating.
• Board games. Tyna wins some of the time.
• Get on rooftop.
• Sit around and laugh about life, boys, memories, and pet peeves.
• Sleep under stars.
• Wake up before sunburned.

Seared and Geared

If our house was on fire, what are the first 3 things you would rescue?

Anh

1. The thing that electrocutes your abs
2. Race's beard
3. My virginity

V

1. Laptop
2. Bras
3. Jackson

JC

1. Backpack
1. Ivan
2. Charger
3. Letters
4. Rings
2. Wallet
3. Laptop

Jess

1. Backpack
1. Laptop
2. External HD
3. Wallet
2. Sniffles
3. Computer

In-N-Out > Chipotle

Jess is having a really hard time debating between Chipotle and In-N-Out.
Healthy, or unhealthy?
Delicious, or even more delicious?

Jess: Okay guys, A or B?
V: In-N-Out.
JC: Both.

What a helpful bunch they are.

JC: Master Chef

JC's making chicken pot pies for Pi Day :D

Ladies and gentlemen, a true professional at her finest.

JC Drools for Anh

JC (to Anh): Look at you, all cool and wearing a beanie. You look like a K-Pop singer. Don't forget us when you're famous and all the boys are trying to jump on you. HOMG, I just drooled.

Giant Carrots = Sex Toys

(JC holds up a giant carrot)
JC: "I don't know man... That's how sex toys evolve."

O_o wut....

This is a Stick Up!

Q: If our moral compass leaned more towards corrupt, which part would we all play in a bank heist?

1. Jess drives the getaway car but gets anxious and comes in to backseat-heist. Tyna wants to be a badass and swear so she makes the announcement. JC is a fake hostage that plays along. Anh makes the hostages comfortable. V hacks into the computers and Tumblrs. Tyna also tries to grab more money.
2. Tyna explodes things. Veronica is the planner and script writer, and maybe costume design. Anh is the one that talks to the receptionist. Jess drives. Jeanette is the diversion.
3. Anh: Makes dramatic entrance.
   JC: "Put all your money in this bag, please."
   JT: Reorganizes money neatly in the bag.
   Tyna "Get your knees on the ground and gimme all your money!" ::cackles::
   V: Fires off a few rounds whenever it catches her fancy to keep victims in line.
4. Anh: Persuader
   JC: Collects money
   JT: Organizes/counts money
   Tyna: Driver
   V: W/ big gun

Mission: Syrup Preservation

A: Pouring syrup mixture into a Tupperware for storage.
T: *Imagines a better method of transferral. Retrieves a spoon to scrape the remainder*
A: Dang Ting-Yu! We're saving this as left-overs, not for third world countries!

This House is a Circus

Q: Pick circus roles for everyone

1. Anh: Dwarf
   JC and Jess: Siamese Twins
   Tyna: Didi Tamer
   V: Clown
2. Anh: Pole Walker
   JC: Tiniest Human on Earth
   Jess: Houdini
   Tyna: Lion Tamer
   V: Magician
3. Anh: Mime
   JC: Magician
   Jess: Trapeze Artist
   Tyna: Contortionist
   V: Jumps through rings of FIYAH!
4. Anh: Clown
   JC: Bearded Lady
   Jess: Lion Tamer
   Tyna: Ring Leader
   V: Firebreather

A silly friend blog :D

Starting today, we're going to try to record the silly things we say and the funny moments we share as friends :)