Anh's Birthday Scavenger Hunt

Jessica made an awesome scavenger hunt for Anh's birthday. IT KYOOT! I lost 11 though.

Evidences:

1: These aren't socks, but they go on feet. They may be white, or red, or maybe even blue. They come in pairs, so you'll find a clue if you look in your _!

2. It's a rather large box. It's easy to see. You might watch movies on it. Try checking the _!

3: This thing has lots of numbers. It makes some feel less alone. Perhaps you talk to other on it. Find the next clue on your _.

4: It's rather chilly here. That's good for you and me. You'll get hungry no or later. Perhaps you should check the _.

5: Food makes you a bit sleepy once you have been fed. This item has blankets and pillows. Look for your next clue on your _.

6: Ready to give up? Or do you want more? I think someone is knocking... Perhaps you should check the _!

7: No visitors today? No one here to chat? Maybe you can start your homework. Just open your _!

8: Lots of paper in your backpack? Not all for homework, I assume. Some paper are for other purposes. Some come in a roll in the _.

9: You're pretty good at finding evidence. What do you think? Maybe you're good at washing dishes, too. Try looking in the _!

10: These things are quite useful for eating soup. Use two of them to play a tune. If it's not the sink you're looking at, try the drawer to find a _.

12: Sometimes, you'll want to be clean. You'll have a case of rub-a-dub-dub. Maybe rubber ducky knows the way. Find your next clue in the _!

Down to Three Houses

Anh, JC, and Jess are searching for V's jelly cubes.

JC: I know what you're talking about.
Anh: Suuu~re Ravenclaw.
JC: I'll show you Ravenclaw. *Ball-grabbing uppercut motion*
Anh: *Feigns crotch pain* You ravenclawed my hufflepuff!

Be Quiet!

Jess: *Being loud*

Anh: Hey! Be quiet! Some people are trying to sleep!

Jess: *Dead stare*

Anh: *Ignores. Smiling to self* I'm so funny.

Funnier in person.

One of the Lucky Ones

Anh: (Explaining a card game) So everyone gets a hand...
V: (Stares at her hands amazed) I have two of them!
Anh: You're one of the lucky ones!

Drink Night 8/3

Drunk!JC: *while lying on the carpet* Someone TURN OFF THE TV!
Anh: Okay I'll do it since you asked so nicely.

Imagine taking it for walks though

Jeanette: What would you guys think if I got ... a dog-sized.... reptile.
V: Uh
Jeanette: I mean, they said no pets, but a lizard...
V: ...I think that is still a pet.

Passive-Aggressive friendships are best friendships

[V knocks Anh's tablet to the floor]

V: Oh my god I am so sorry
Anh: It's okay. I only use that for my career. 

Tomato IS a Vegetable!

Tyna: Which vegetables am I allowed to use?
Jessica: (distracted) Umm... You can have ketchup--
V and Anh: BWAHAHAHA!

Song of my People

JC: *Listens to "Get Low* Aaaaaah...the song of my people.
Anh: Far East Movement?
Jessica: No, it's 50 Cent.
JC: WOW IT'S NEITHER.

-Itos

Jess left her food in the microwave:

JC wanting to microwave rice asked, "Whose burritos are these?"

Jess: "They're not burritos"

Anh: *PROUDLY* "They're tostitos."

Jess: "They're not tostitos! That's a brand of chips."

V: "What's wrong with you guys?"

Anh: "They're Far East Movement!"

JC: "Whatever! Just take your tacos!"

*Later*

V: *To Jess* "Enjoying your taquitos?"

Anh: "Jeanette! They're called tokitos!"

JC: "Tostitos?"

Hey, we match!

Jess is wearing a charcoal grey dress. She looks at Anh, who is wearing a charcoal grey shirt. V joins in, wearing a fuzzy red bathroom

Jess: "Hey, we match!"

Anh looks Jessica and V up and down.

Anh: "Uh.... No you don't..."

V: "No, doofus! She's talking to you!"

Anh looks at himself and the room almost got a little brighter when his mental light bulb clicked.

Self-given Party Favor

This.

This magnet was knocked off a friend's fridge. Anh picked up the magnet and its photo which was of the friend's beloved dog. Anh returns the dog photo thinking friend would miss it but pockets the magnet believing witnesses would make/remind him to return it anyways.

They did not.

Friend goes off to New York the next day. Anh will hopefully return it once spring break ends.

Most parties included were not their normal selves.

Sneezing Butt Pains

V sneezed.

V: Ow!
JC: Have you ever sneezed so hard that your butt hurt?

Tricked Out Hangout

Your ideal hangout day for the group. The day lasts as long as needed.

Anh:

• Everyone wakes up naturally at the same time.
• Cheap karaoke
• Lunch out without hurting our wallets
• Try on clothes
• Potluck Dinner. Everyone makes their fave dish.
• V's neighbor brings us an Armenian holiday cake.
• Catch up on TV shows while eating.
• Board games. Tyna wins some of the time.
• Get on rooftop.
• Sit around and laugh about life, boys, memories, and pet peeves.
• Sleep under stars.
• Wake up before sunburned.

Seared and Geared

If our house was on fire, what are the first 3 things you would rescue?

Anh

1. The thing that electrocutes your abs
2. Race's beard
3. My virginity

V

1. Laptop
2. Bras
3. Jackson

JC

1. Backpack
1. Ivan
2. Charger
3. Letters
4. Rings
2. Wallet
3. Laptop

Jess

1. Backpack
1. Laptop
2. External HD
3. Wallet
2. Sniffles
3. Computer

In-N-Out > Chipotle

Jess is having a really hard time debating between Chipotle and In-N-Out.
Healthy, or unhealthy?
Delicious, or even more delicious?

Jess: Okay guys, A or B?
V: In-N-Out.
JC: Both.

What a helpful bunch they are.

JC: Master Chef

JC's making chicken pot pies for Pi Day :D

Ladies and gentlemen, a true professional at her finest.

JC Drools for Anh

JC (to Anh): Look at you, all cool and wearing a beanie. You look like a K-Pop singer. Don't forget us when you're famous and all the boys are trying to jump on you. HOMG, I just drooled.

Giant Carrots = Sex Toys

(JC holds up a giant carrot)
JC: "I don't know man... That's how sex toys evolve."

O_o wut....

This is a Stick Up!

Q: If our moral compass leaned more towards corrupt, which part would we all play in a bank heist?

1. Jess drives the getaway car but gets anxious and comes in to backseat-heist. Tyna wants to be a badass and swear so she makes the announcement. JC is a fake hostage that plays along. Anh makes the hostages comfortable. V hacks into the computers and Tumblrs. Tyna also tries to grab more money.
2. Tyna explodes things. Veronica is the planner and script writer, and maybe costume design. Anh is the one that talks to the receptionist. Jess drives. Jeanette is the diversion.
3. Anh: Makes dramatic entrance.
   JC: "Put all your money in this bag, please."
   JT: Reorganizes money neatly in the bag.
   Tyna "Get your knees on the ground and gimme all your money!" ::cackles::
   V: Fires off a few rounds whenever it catches her fancy to keep victims in line.
4. Anh: Persuader
   JC: Collects money
   JT: Organizes/counts money
   Tyna: Driver
   V: W/ big gun

Mission: Syrup Preservation

A: Pouring syrup mixture into a Tupperware for storage.
T: *Imagines a better method of transferral. Retrieves a spoon to scrape the remainder*
A: Dang Ting-Yu! We're saving this as left-overs, not for third world countries!

This House is a Circus

Q: Pick circus roles for everyone

1. Anh: Dwarf
   JC and Jess: Siamese Twins
   Tyna: Didi Tamer
   V: Clown
2. Anh: Pole Walker
   JC: Tiniest Human on Earth
   Jess: Houdini
   Tyna: Lion Tamer
   V: Magician
3. Anh: Mime
   JC: Magician
   Jess: Trapeze Artist
   Tyna: Contortionist
   V: Jumps through rings of FIYAH!
4. Anh: Clown
   JC: Bearded Lady
   Jess: Lion Tamer
   Tyna: Ring Leader
   V: Firebreather

A silly friend blog :D

Starting today, we're going to try to record the silly things we say and the funny moments we share as friends :)